The world in two links.

Remember those games you played as a child where you had to find "what's different" in each picture? Well, today we're going to play the grown-up version. After browsing news sites for the last hour, I have come to the conclusion that there are only two noteworthy things happening in the world, which can ironically be summed up in (almost) the same way:

A rump that's not too big...absurd eyelashes fluttering...long legs...and rubbery lips, from which dribbles a stream of thick cud.

A rump that's not too big...absurd eyelashes fluttering...long legs...and rubbery lips, from which dribbles a stream of slick crud.